Friday, May 1, 2009

"CLEARly" - Brandi or Angelique (it's debatable)

So last night Brandi and I went to Clear in Studio City. It's a Bar/club/loungey kinda place. I went there last Friday and it was pretty packed, and rumor had it that Thursday nights were supposed to be "SLAMMIN" so that's why we went. Well, rumors are rumors for a reason so Brandi and I decided to have a little fun. these guys came over to "talk" to us (cuz that's all guys like to do right...?) and they were really obnoxious so we told them we were mormon. The conversation went like this...

them: Hey guys, what's up?

us: heeeeeey...uh...not much

them: (as they sit) You know I gotta say, you guys are MUCH prettier up close than far away.

us: ...

them: Yeah, from far away (they make this twisty hand movement, and turn their mouth expression downward, which together means "eh") average, but up close...WOW!

us: ...

them: So what are you guys drinking?

Brandi: Cranberry juice, I don't drink (pffff hahahaha)

me: pineapple juice (insert halo)

them: oh you guys don't drink? why not?

us: we're mormon

*20 minutes later...*

them: Wait so where's the passion in arranged marriage? I mean if you have only met the guy a couple times, how do you know you love him? Why are you marrying someone you don't even know?

me: All I need to know is that he believes in God. We have the same belief system and I know one day I'll grow to love him. I mean Brandi is engaged to my brother (which is true. They've been together since they were 12. Not engaged but basically married).

*10 minutes later*

me: What if I told you this whole time I was lying?

them: (awkwardly chuckles) um...

me: ...

them: It was nice meeting you ladies


other great things...Chad Michael Murray randomly walked in (minus his "fiance" ugggghhh), some Quagmire lookalike creepster kept breathing on Brandi's shoulder, we met some really awesome chicks, and the bartenders rocked!

AAAAAAAnnnnDDDDD I went on xanabitocx's site and found this awesome way to end hunger!!!! Go HERE and basically you play this little multiple choice game of: this word means this. If you get it right then they donate ten grains of rice. It's privately sponsored and incredibly awesome!! I'm already up to 1000 grains :0)


Blogger Blicious said...

Clearly I said it. ;)

oh and you forgot the biker jacket guy who doesnt own a bike drummer guy. :)

May 1, 2009 at 12:19 PM  
Blogger Blicious said...

oh....and this-

them-"you can't handle the truth" oh wait-are you guys too (low hand movement) young for that?



May 1, 2009 at 12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you pretended you were mormon. that is all kinds of awesome.

May 1, 2009 at 3:04 PM  
Blogger The Novelista Barista said...

cute pictures!!!!

May 1, 2009 at 3:40 PM  
Anonymous Jen said...

Not afraid to mess with random men's heads, I like it. Thanks for stopping by my site yesterday.

May 2, 2009 at 4:40 AM  
Anonymous arista Zareh said...

hahahahahahha thats hilarious

ps its arista.. i cant effing figure out how to leave an effing coment

May 2, 2009 at 11:51 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

May 5, 2009 at 8:22 PM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

you girls looked beautiful!

May 11, 2009 at 6:54 AM  

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